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Problem with my C drive

Post by Guitarzannie » Sat Feb 09, 2013 8:57 pm

I keep getting these weird error messages:

C:\COFFEE.POT missing (A)bort (R)etry (F)all asleep?

C:\COFFEE.SYS Not Found: User startup disabled

C:\Caffeine Allocation Error: COFFEE.SYS missing, Programmer halted.

C:\RISING.SUN detected: (A)nother coffee, (C)old shower, (S)leep?

C:>COFFEE.COM error. Contact programmer J. Valdez.

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Re: Problem with my C drive

Post by Vince » Sat Feb 09, 2013 9:01 pm

LOL! :D Someone has a sense of humour!

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Re: Problem with my C drive

Post by Vince » Sat Feb 09, 2013 9:01 pm

How are the error messages being displayed and when?

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Re: Problem with my C drive

Post by Craig » Sat Feb 09, 2013 9:04 pm

These are all common jokes. I'm kind of torn here in deciding if Michelle is posting jokes or if some smartass has actually created a virus that pops up these messages.
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Re: Problem with my C drive

Post by thebigred67 » Sat Feb 09, 2013 9:07 pm

Craig wrote:These are all common jokes. I'm kind of torn here in deciding if Michelle is posting jokes or if some smartass has actually created a virus that pops up these messages.
The later would suck.

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Re: Problem with my C drive

Post by Guitarzannie » Sat Feb 09, 2013 9:22 pm

Craig wrote:These are all common jokes. I'm kind of torn here in deciding if Michelle is posting jokes or if some smartass has actually created a virus that pops up these messages.
I was just posting jokes. I found these on Quote garden.

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Re: Problem with my C drive

Post by Guitarzannie » Sat Feb 09, 2013 9:23 pm

Vince wrote:How are the error messages being displayed and when?
Usually in the morning, when I'm out of coffee!

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Re: Problem with my C drive

Post by Craig » Sat Feb 09, 2013 10:10 pm

Guitarzannie wrote:
Craig wrote:These are all common jokes. I'm kind of torn here in deciding if Michelle is posting jokes or if some smartass has actually created a virus that pops up these messages.
I was just posting jokes. I found these on Quote garden.

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Re: Problem with my C drive

Post by Guitarzannie » Sat Feb 09, 2013 11:14 pm

Craig wrote:
Guitarzannie wrote:
Craig wrote:These are all common jokes. I'm kind of torn here in deciding if Michelle is posting jokes or if some smartass has actually created a virus that pops up these messages.
I was just posting jokes. I found these on Quote garden.

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I assumed as much, but with the virus makers out there, you never know.
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Re: Problem with my C drive

Post by Vince » Sun Feb 10, 2013 4:52 am

I know a guy who created a .bat file (this was ages ago) that would print similar stuff when his girlfriend booted up her PC.

I thought it might be a modern version of that, glad to hear it's not.

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Post by Verndog » Sun Feb 10, 2013 10:02 am

:shakesfist: I dont get these error issues with my iMac. It just slaps me across the head and tells me to make my own damn coffee!!!
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Post by mdrs » Sun Feb 10, 2013 3:07 pm

El Exehente.... The demanding one STRIKES AGAIN!!

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